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Dear Friends - Happy Friendship Week

Dear Friends, Give thousand chances to your enemy to become your friend, But don't give a single chance to your friend to become your enemy ' It ' s 'World Best Friends Week ' send this to all your good friends. Even me, if I am one of them. See how many u get back. If u get more than 3 you ' re really, a lovable person..............I am waiting It ' s National Friendship Week. Show your friends how much you care.. Send this to everyone you ever considered a FRIEND! Even if it means sending it back to the person who sent it to you. If it comes back to you, then you will know you have a circle of friends. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP WEEK TO YOU!!!!!! YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND I AM HONORED. THANX FOR EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID FOR ME, WISHED FOR ME. EVEN THOUGHT FOR ME. F - Few R - Relations I - In E - Earth N - Never D - Die

The Corporate Language !!

"We will do it" means " You will do it" "You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you" "We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same" "Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !". "After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" "There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied" "Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later" "We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time" "We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time." "We had slight differences of opinion" means "We